February 2012
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“Tact is just not saying true stuff, I’ll pass.”
– Cordelia Chase (Buffy, S2E18 “Killed by Death)
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Spike: Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing or two about torment.
Buffy: I was happy. Wherever I was... I was happy... at peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time... didn't mean anything. Nothing had form. But I was still me, you know? And I was warm. And I was loved. And I was finished. Complete. I - I don't understand theology or dimensions, any of it really... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out, by my friends. Everything here is hard and bright and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch. This is Hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that. Knowing what I've lost. They can never know. Never.
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Buffy: You had sex with Giles?
Joyce: ...
Buffy: You had sex with Giles!
Joyce: It was the candy... We were teenagers...
Buffy: On the hood of a police car?
Joyce: I'll be downstairs. You feel better.
Buffy: Twice?!
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Spike: The things you do. The way you make it hurt in all the wrong places. I've never been with such an animal.
Buffy: I'm not an animal.
Spike: You wanna see the bite marks?
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GILES: Like this ... and this ... and this...
RILEY: That thing's pretty heavy.
WILLOW: That's Oofdar. Goddess of childbirth. She's got some nice heft to her.
BUFFY: How badly did you hurt him?
GILES: Well, hurt, uh ... maybe not ... hurt.
WILLOW: Well, I-I'm sure he was startled.
GILES: Uh, yes, yes, I'd imagine it gave him, uh, rather a turn.
BUFFY: He ran away, huh?
GILES: Um, sort of more ... uh ... turned and swept out majestically, I suppose. He said I didn't concern him.
BUFFY: So a mythic triumph over a completely indifferent foe?
GILES: Well, I'm not dead or unconscious, so I say bravo for me.
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Wesley: Mr. Giles I'd like your opinion. The last thing I wish to do is promote unproffessional behavior. Do you think I could ask Ms. Chase--
Giles: For god sakes man she's eighteen, and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it man and stop fluttering about.
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Buffy: If you knew what I've done, what I've let myself become. My best friends don't even know. You'd laugh if you heard some of the things I've done to them.
Holden: Buffy, I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.
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“Let’s annihilate them. For justice, and for… the safety of puppies, and...”
– Spike - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 4x11 (via conspiracy-of-joy)
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whedonesqued:
Wesley: “Ah! This is perhaps Faith.”
Faith: “New Watcher?”
Buffy/Giles: “New Watcher.”
Faith: “Screw that.”
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Drusilla: The moon started whispering to me. All sorts of dreadful things...
Angel: What did it say? What did the moon tell you? Did you have a vision? Is something coming?
Drusilla: Oh yeah. Something terrible.
Angel: Where?
Drusilla: At the museum! A tomb... with a surprise inside.
Angel: You can see all that in your head?
Spike: No you ninny, she read it in the morning paper.
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“You do have a superiority complex. And you’ve got an inferiority complex about...”
– Holden Webster
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Oz: Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived.
Buffy: It was a hell of a battle.
Oz: Not the battle. High school.
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