November 2011
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comfycozy-deactivated20121227 asked: Do you ship Spuffy or Bangel? Just wondering
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Xander: Dawn? What's wrong? Is this... did that guy in the jacket...?
Dawn: UGH I don't even want to hear his name anymore!
Xander: I just called him "that guy in the jacket"
Dawn: THAT'S WHAT I USED TO CALL HIM IN MY HEAD BEFORE I KNEW HIS REAL NAME
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October 2011
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Buffy: Will, you're a gay woman... and he isn't.
Willow: This isn't about his physical presence, it's about his heart.
Anya: His physical presence... HAS A PENIS!
Willow: I can work around it....There's a simple answer to this. just think about who loves him the most. Clearly I do since I'm willing to look past the whole orientation thing.
Dawn: I need him
Anya: Well you're going to have to do better than that... I'd kill for him.
Willow: You'd kill for a chocolate bar.
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“Cordelia, your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good.”
– Buffy, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” (via iamstrippedtobasics)
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“Hey Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?”
– Buffy (via whedonesqued)
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Living Conditions"
Giles: You took your roommate patrolling with you?
Buffy: Well, I invited the whole dorm, but she was the only one who could make it.
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Willow: Have you googled her yet?
Xander: Willow! She's seventeen!
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Conversations With Dead People
Buffy: If you knew what I've done, what I've let myself become. My best friends don't even know. You'd laugh if you heard some of the things I've done to them.
Holden: Buffy, I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.
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“You faced the monster inside of you and you fought back. You risked everything...”
– Buffy Summers to Spike (via beneath-you)
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Willow: So, can you help me?
Anya: Will it be difficult or time consuming?
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Buffy: Spike and I will check out the scene.
Xander: Okaaay, in the biggest way I am not loving this plan, *quietly* I'm not loving Spike *whispers* he tried to rape you!
Buffy: ... and he failed.
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Willow: I found a dead body near the high school.
Anya: Yes, that can happen.
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Principal Wood: You're not here to be their friend, You open that door and, Buffy, those students will eat you alive
Buffy: You've heard about Principal Flutie, right?
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“Are there any of your friends you haven’t tried to kill?”
– Anya Jenkins (via dwbbgoodtv)
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