Anonymous asked me: Charmed or Buffy?
“Sunnydale. Come for the food, stay for the dismemberment.”
If you think that’s enough to kill me, you really don’t know what a Slayer is. Trust me when I say, you’re gonna find out.
7x18: Dirty Girls (#BtVS)
“I’m sorry I didn’t really catch that last part on the account of her neck snapping and all. Did she say the end is near, or here?”— Caleb
“Caleb: Now, it’s a simple story. Stop me if you’ve heard it. I have found and truly believe that there is nothing so bad it cannot be made better with a story. And this one’s got a happy ending. There once was a woman, and she was foul, like all women, for Adam’s rib was dirty—just like Adam himself—for what was he, but human. But this woman, she was filled with darkness, despair, and why? Because she did not know. She could not see. She didn’t know the good news, the glory that was coming. That’d be you. For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever. You show up, they’ll get in line. ‘Cause they followed her. And all they have to do is take one more step, and I’ll kill them all. See? I told you it had a happy ending.”— Dirty Girls
all of buffy → badass buffy
↪ "I’m going to kill them all. That ought to distract them."
"So? You found it. Not impressed. Because the question now, girly girl is: Can you pry that out of solid rock before…"